Tarzana Joe, the poet laureate of the Hugh Hewitt Radio Show, can be heard on air in the 3rd hour of the broadcast on most Fridays. His wonderful poetry can be found at tarzanajoe.blogspot.com  




The Democrat Convention

Has now come to its conclusion

Though I followed every minute

I’ll admit to some confusion


The deficit is growing

Unemployment is a mess

So I’ve got to think their message was

We’re better off with less


Less freedom of religion

Less money in the bank

If you think that less is more

Then you’ve got Democrats to thank


 They’re so sure of their convictions

With no “and” or “but” or “if”

They just want to lead us forward

But we’re standing on a cliff


 And on any given issue

I both felt it and I sensed it

In the spirit of John Kerry

They’re both for it and against it


 They support the Jewish nation

Not so any one would know it

And the way they wrote their platform

Is a funny way to show it


 For their catechism’s simple

And this is how they learn it

Sure we want to drill for oil

But we really shouldn’t  burn it.


 Well despite their propaganda

What they’re selling I’m not buying

When Joe Biden says, “Good Morning”

There’s a fair chance that he’s lying


 But their vision of the future

Is the best one they can see

And it’s clear, come the election

Surely 2/3rds will agree




Reprint with permission by Tarzana Joe, who can be contacted to pen the perfect poem for any occasion at tarzanajoe@hotmail.com …see the linked form.