There’s something wrong with homosexuality. Can we agree on that?

Men and women are not designed to be that way. I’ve tried it with plumbing parts – it never works. Only male and female parts fit together right without an adapter, and I’m not going there with this.

Yes, homosexuality is aberrant: deviant, divergent, abnormal, atypical, anomalous, or irregular.

Why do I make this insensitive observation?  It’s not to be mean, I assure you. I just want to remind the self-righteous, indignant GLAADiators among us that the rest of us have a legitimate point of concern about their lifestyle. They’re right to be defensive – but not offensive.

And offensive they were – going after Phil Robertson that way! He’s such a genuinely kind, generous person. It takes a special kind of person to disparage someone like that. They could only claim that he’s “outside the mainstream,” which to them means that since they won a popularity contest, the science is settled.  All they can do is incite others to be self-righteous and indignant as well.

Now, I’m offended at these GLAADiators taking action against someone just for expressing an opinion. Apparently, lots of people feel the way I do, and many have reacted passionately, in support of Mr. Robinson – writing, blogging, making phone calls, buying Duck Commander merchandise, and otherwise complaining to A&E.

Rather than get a clue, GLAADiators only see this as a “we still have a lot of work to do” moment. So next, these angry homosexual activists are going after companies affiliated with the show, accusing them of being “anti-gay” and “racist”:

 Silence is agreement in this case,” he said. “With such egregious anti-gay and racist comments, those companies that choose to be affiliated with this family need to speak out.

“Anti-gay and racist”? Wow! It’s amazing that anyone could be so evil – even a Southern, Christian duck-hunter! What could Phil have said to elicit such outrage? He quoted 1 Corinthians 6:9,10:

Don’t be deceived. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God.

What is the point of Corinthians, here? What do these subjects all have in common? Lasciviousness, laziness, substance abuse, lying and cheating: these are all destructive behaviors known as “sin” or “missing the mark.” These behaviors are selfish obsessions that monopolize a person’s attention, alienating them from “the kingdom of God.”

Well, I see no discrimination here – both hetero and homo-sexual behavior are included in the list.  Sexually-oriented lifestyles are “sinful” because, being based in the need to constantly gratify sexual desire, they create problems.

Buddhists know it:

The cause of suffering is ‘desire’ or ‘craving’.

Taoists know it:

The five colors blind the eye.
The five tones deafen the ear.
The five flavors dull the taste.
Racing and hunting madden the mind.
Precious things lead one astray.
Therefore the sage …
Lets go of that and chooses this.

Our nation’s founders knew it:

Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.  – John Adams

Hell, anyone with common sense already knows that self-control is foundational to society. Why should Phil Robertson be demonized for pointing out this self-evident truth?

The Sexual Revolution, with its self-aggrandizing focus on self-fulfillment through sex, is one of the main reasons for the breakdown of the family, traditional marriage and the subsequent rise of many forms of poverty in our society.

And the normalization of homosexuality by organizations such as GLAAD is another egregious nail in the coffin of moral support for a moral society.

Without the stigma associated with promiscuous sexual activity, homosexuality is the latest fashion – I see it everywhere, like breast implants.

You might be thinking – some people can’t help being homosexual. Well, you’re right, some can’t help it. I sympathize with them. It’s like having a disability. But the fact is, many, probably most, of them could help it if they wanted to.

Our society has been sexualized beyond recognition, to the point where it’s considered offensive to point this out.

Now, I have friends who are homosexual. Why are they my friends? Because they don’t shove their parts in my face, insisting that I promote them. They’re no more proud of being homosexual than I am of being heterosexual. We keep our sex life in its place and in private – that’s the way it should be.

But others, like GLAAD, are Mad!

Man, I remember when gays were fun! These GLAAD guys whine like crotchety old ladies (apologies to crotchety old ladies), whiney whiners. I say, grow up and get over it. Christians take criticism, even ridicule, all day every day, and you can’t?

You know, if anyone is insulting to gays these days, it’s got to be the Obama administration (via the Center for American Progress – John Podesta):

I mean, really! What unbelievable stereotyping. If I was gay and portrayed like that, I would be hopping mad, and not in a good way. It makes gay people look like self-obsessed morons – embarrassing!

So if you think this video is okay, but you can’t take a little ribbing from someone genuinely concerned about your well-being – take a chill-pill. Quack!